I Can't Even....

Still trying to play catch up and this post will end up being a short one since I gave you guys a pretty lengthy one yesterday. This post is more of a "ha-ha" Jessi sucks at everything and I won't even try to argue because it's true. I really can't do much of anything so it's a wonderful thing that Caleb chooses to stay with me or else I wouldn't make it.  :p

I Can't Even....

1. Cut in straight lines: 
     This one should actually be rewritten to just can't even do anything crafty. I can't paint, sew, fold, write neat, or even color inside the lines. I have never been able to do these things which is the worst when you're trying to make your own wedding crafts and you just look at your maid of honor and say "sorry" about 100 times. 

2. Play a game the whole way through:
      I have already mentioned the fact that I think I've beaten two video games in my entire life. And I play a lot of video games so it's not just that I don't ever play them. It's just that I have an attention span of a dog, no! A goldfish and as soon as I play through a game in one sitting I'm bored of it and don't want to look at it for a while. I just can always seem to find other things to do. 

3. Cook a decent meal:
      Like if you want a microwave meal, I got your back. Easy Mac and oatmeal all day. 

4. Do anything at all 'cus cats:

   


















  5. Speak English:
     And guys I've been studying to be an English teacher for 5 years now and I still mispronounce things all the time and I can't read. Like I said, it's a miracle I've made it this far in life.

I hope you guys enjoyed the cat pictures =^_^= and have a great Tuesday!