Signs My Boyfriend and I Have Been Together Way Too Long

Hello again guys. I meant to publish this blog like three days ago, but work has been exasperating and since Monday was actually my off day, I decided it was better to do nothing on a Monday. Mondays are just bad. I admit I've had this blog typed up for a few days though so I really should have just went ahead and published it, but I wanted to make sure my boyfriend, Caleb, had a chance to read over this and then call me a "dork" in his usual "I can't believe I love you" way.

I actually read a blog to him aloud that was pretty much the same subject as the blog I'm writing now, but some of her examples just did not work for me so I decided to do one specific to me and Caleb because I thought it would be fun and, as it turns out, this was a really easy blog to type up which is probably not a good thing, but here we go anyway.

1. Yelling is no longer seen as arguing, but simply a conversation. I feel like if I yell, you might remember that I'm actually telling you to take out the trash then after you fail to take out the trash, then we will explain what yelling really is. I am a lion; hear me roar.

2. There was such a thing as TMI? Where did that go? I know you just love hearing about all my stomach problems and if I actually had a bowel movement that day.

3. How many movies have we seen together? Man, I don't know. I don't even remember our first date. I don't remember much of anything since before we even started dating. You've just always been here.

4. Mind reading isn't quite perfected yet, but we're getting close. Propping my feet up after work means that it is time for you to take my shoes off and when you are depressed after we finish getting burgers, I know it is because you do not have enough ketchup. Communicating is for civilized people. Grunts and groans are just as effective.

5. I can brush my teeth in front of you with you in the bathroom trying to brush your teeth too. Fighting over the sink with mouthfuls of toothpaste. I now know why you demand we have two sinks when we finally move in together. Understood.

6. I like your friends and you like mine. It took a few years, but I think the line between your friends and my friends has grown quite blurred.

7. I just tell you to clean up after yourself now. At first, I tried to be the good girlfriend and clean up after you, but after about a year I got tired much like I did with cooking and just being sweet in general.

8. We know precisely what our children are going to look like and act like. We also know what our house will look like and even what our retirement is going to be like. We've had plenty of time to just talk about it and discuss all these things even though we still have a few years before we actually go through with any of it.

9. I used to care if you thought I was awesome, but now I don't even care if you think I'm lame. I'm going to continue to sing badly and watch cartoons even when you're right beside me.

10. I want you to stick around when I'm sick because you being there makes me feel better. I no longer care how you think I look when I'm sick or even if you see me puke. If you're not going to take care of me then who will?